For whatever reason, my Blackberry is set to make a ding noise whenever someone posts something to me on Facebook and I get a text. I can't shut it off. Or rather, I can't figure out how to shut it off. I love everyone for sending birthday wishes because I'm a giant AW, but I was getting them at 2 am. I keep the phone in the bedroom because it's my alarm too. So all night long I heard the dings and I can't farking figure out how to shut it off because I'm stupid.