This makes me think

L_Woods

Ladybug could be real (I know she's not, but seriously I read this and though holy crap, it's Ladybug!)

http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/45513007.aspx

The follow-up post is what gets me...well that and the response to "is English your first language?"

nicoleg1982

Butter Cookie

NOLABridesmaid

You know, this reminds me of what one of my friends told me.

He said that when kids would ring your doorbell and run, it's called, "N*word knocking."

I had never heard that before in my life. I so would love to know how that one started.

nicoleg1982

Nola, H told me that his gparents used to call it that.  We always called it ding dong dash.

Also, all such terms come from plain ol ignorance.