Wedding Woes

weekend/my murder defence

Friday
-DH fusses at me for "backseat driving" (I call it "giving directions to the hotel you've never been to")

Saturday
-Mapquest did not know that the route it gave us from the hotel to the wedding was also the route of a St. Patty's day Parade. 
-DH fusses more about "backseat driving"
-at 1 am, I get a call, the bride had a medical emergency, and they didn't have a car at their hotel. So I picked them up and spent the rest of the night in the ER with them. (she's ok)

Sunday
-DH still fussing about "backseat driving"
-DH accidentally gets on the turnpike, we get off at the 1st exit but we're still an hour out of our way. (I was asleep, he figured he could correct himself before I woke up)
- Instead of 60 degrees, we're having a surprise snow storm. The warmest thing I had with me were jeans, tank, cardi, and ballet flats.
-DH spins out into the ditch twice in the last 10 miles to our house.
-When we reach home, DH locks the keys in the car. The house and the car keys. We are stuck outdoors in a snowstorm, till the locksmith comes to rescue us.
-DH rips his favorite (plain, 9$ Old Navy Hoodie) and flips out. because that was totally the worst thing that happened.

Dear Rain, Not Today. Sincerely, My Parade

Re: weekend/my murder defence

  • InksWellInksWell member
    100 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Oh, and when we realized that we we're going to have to go through x-town, way out of the way, this conversation happened:

    Me"we might as well stop for some Jimmy Johns"
    DH "what, you want to eat AGAIN"?

    um, I had this to eat that day: a stuffed pretzel. at 10 am.
    Dear Rain, Not Today. Sincerely, My Parade
  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
    Eighth Anniversary 5000 Comments 100 Love Its First Answer
    edited December 2011
    junk punch!
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  • edited December 2011
    OMG. Really. I'm sorry for your crappy weekend but I have to say I nearly busted out laughing at friday's description.
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  • Butter CookieButter Cookie member
    2500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Man, I'm surprised you didn't come back with, "Yes, H, unlike the Borg, we humans have to have sustenance regularly. It's one of the down sides of resistance."
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