From Fishy.
- Re: Moving someplace new: "All you gotta do is find your comfort zone. Don't worry about a job. As long as people respect you, and you're living a good life, that's all that matters." [Said in front of his mother, who is still giving him an allowance.]
- Re: Shrimpy's pregnancy: "She's been SO MOODY. She's always saying things she shouldn't and getting upset." [ Said in front of Shrimpy, who looked like she wanted to shoot him.]
- Re: The Stripper/Vegas wedding (which is one week after their EDD): "Yeah, I'll be there. [Shrimpy] will have other help." [Both MIL and I looked at each other on this one. I have a feeling she'll be talking to him about a little thing called "shifting priorities."]
- Re: LA: "I lived in Chicago, so I know exactly how you feel." [*smdh*]