*interrobang* @ this dude getting a happy ending. What a way to open the show. I don't think anything else could live up to this...
He's telling people he did this?!?!
Christina, honey, every man has cheated? Every??? Hm. Ok.
Mario? You're worried about your new sweatpants? Dude, you got a happy ending! You clearly don't care about Lil Mario.
Oh, Pawel. Your hair? Wait, he walks around with his junk out in front of her mom? Oh my. Mom doesn't mind?!?! WTH?
Wait, they've gone to a massage parlor. Together.
They're laughing at them. I love it.
Dennis and Simone need to talk. Wowzers.
These arguments are just...wow. I had to stop taking notes.
Larry is Bitchmade. I want him to sack up. Really.
It's unfair for Mario to ask her if she loves him right now. Very unfair.
Axelle, you're dressed like an escort.
Simone is one of 'those' women. You have to say exactly what she wants hear.
Tough Love has twitter? I need twitter.
Letters to Juliet...I thought you weren't supposed to remove letter from the wall?
Mario, Mario, Mario...you're pissed because someone called her a bitch, but you cheated...I guess. Over sheets? OVER A HANDJOB!
Christina's earrings are nice.
Toldya Larry was bitchmade.
Axelle has nice earrings, too. Dude, NO ONE WANTS TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY. Fck love and beautiful kids. That doesn't keep the lights on.
How can she say she's from France and used to sophistication when her mom was poor.
Heather acts like she just doesn't care. At all.
Next week looks good, but nothing will top tonight.
LMAO @ I'm not impressed. I'm not either, Axelle.
I don't think Simone cares so much as he took her on with her two kids and she's scared no one else will.
WTF is up with these fug hats?
Is Simone trying to prove her blackness? What's with the headwraps all.the.time.?
"I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
