GenCon is in town this weekend which is a HUGE gamer convention. They're playing a game on the radio for tickets. They were doing a little interview with the guys who called in:
Host: "How long have you been a nerd?"
Guy: "I don't know...Just recently I guess?"
Host: "So you haven't been one for very long?"
Guy: "Well, I've lived with my mom forever. I don't know what counts?"