s/o high school reunions

zsazsa-stl

For the purpose of this (completely hypothetical not at all based in reality) poll imagine that you are 30 something and married to an elderly man.  Oldy McOlderson receives an invitation to a gathering commemorating the anniversary of his high school graduation, an even that occurred before you were even born. 

Oldy was super popular and handsome (voted best looking as he likes to point out and show evidence of in his senior year book to anyone who pauses long enough to be shown the photo) in high school and still has female classmates beating down the door of his FB account to check and see if he is married and how his butt has aged. He wants to go to the reunion and doesn't recognize that the experience might be awkward for you.   

ReturnOfKuus

It'd be awkward even if you were born on the same exact day, I think. 

MinM

Is the event to be help in a moist, wet or completely liquid county? This matters very much.

tawillers

::chanting::  Tart, tart, tart, tart!

**O-Face**

Baconsmom is here?

6fsn

I'd go if he wanted, but I'd want something out of it.

NOLABridesmaid

Yes, go for the story factor.

VarunaTT

Girl, werk it.  You need some RuPaul or something.  If he was the hottest dude in class, you just nailed his ass. Walk around like you're the rooster (b/c the Knut doesn't think we're mature enough to handle the other word) of the walk and own it.

hmonkey

wear a tshirt that has his face with "mrs. best looking" underneath.

zsazsa-stl

I like the t-shirt idea.  Maybe I will spell out the words in sequins.

Wzz

you could also wear the reuinion T shirt you may or may not still have.

or better yet, blow up a photobooth picture of the two of you and actually make matching T shirts. turn those photos into an iron on transfer and bedazzle the bejezus out of those things. people need to know you are in love and it is serious.

MinM

Between the shirt and the promise ring, everyone will know you are in looooove.