look at this new thing i hate

hmonkey

i saw this on a car yesterday.

http://www.zumba.com/shop/product/zumba-changed-my-wife-bumper-sticker

loveshine1

Ew.

AuntFlo

How did you NOT ram into the back of that car???   I am all hulk-smash-like about this.

ifeelgoodifeelgreatifeelwonderful

I once saw a homemade bumper sticker about not tailgating (I assume that person was a tool who probably deserved it), but this is worse...and you have to buy them? If it was a freebie at the end of Zumba class that's one thing but geez.

hmonkey

side story: my darling mil does zumba.  she dances to "f*ck you" by cee-lo -- i found this out because she was humming it and i looked at her, all alarmed.

baconsmom

"Hey, lady, you rear-ended me!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry. I was just so appalled that a disgusting misogynist managed to find someone to marry him that I hit you.

"Wait, did I say I was sorry? I'm not. Suck a d!ck, ass hole." 

And Baconsmom drives away. 

zsazsa-stl

I used to work with a guy with a "No fat chicks in bikinis" bumper sticker.  I guess there had been a problem with fat chicks in bikinis trying to jump his bones and he needed to put an end to it.  Poor guy.

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I am 99% sure that women are buying these for their husbands. 

Also zsa, that's a serious issue for some guys.