Because I am cableless and lame

nicoleg1982

Did anyone watch Celebrity Wifeswap last night on ABC?

NOLABridesmaid

I have cable and I'm still lame. Yes, I watched.

I liked Tracy's family.
Her husband needs a haircut.
Her boys are cute.
Carnie's husband is a dope, and she is hyper as all get out.

nicoleg1982

Agreed, agreed, agreed.  Also, I would need a husband between those two.  Totally distant or totally clingy doesn't work for me.

NOLABridesmaid

Yeah, they were a bit much, but at least he enjoys spending time with her.

Why is Carnie's house so nasty and she has a housekeeper and a nanny?

nicoleg1982

I was wondering WTF was going on.  My house looks a hot mess right now - it doesn't take long for a toddler to mess it up.  However, I don't have help like she does.  They needed to do more scrubbing and less hand-feeding the baby.

NOLABridesmaid

I also want Tracy to update her furniture. It reads 65 years old on tv, and they aren't old.

nicoleg1982

I also want Tracy to see some sunlight.  Or have a better hair color/style.  She looked so washed out.  

I smiled (says the Grinch) when those boys were so excited to do whatever they wanted.  Made me giggle.

Also, if I had remained married to xH, I would have been living in a Carnie house - DD would have a "dad," and not a dad.

NOLABridesmaid

I also want Tracey to do more Lifetime movies, yo.

Yes, she needs a new do. I kinda miss her curls. Did they say what her husband does?

nicoleg1982

IDK.  Probably something in tv/movies alongside her.

NOLABridesmaid

It was refreshing to see that both families were down to earth.

I guess we were the only people to watch.

nicoleg1982

I did find it funny that the person with the most staff was so laidback and the person with no staff was so tightly wound and organized.

Meh.  Killed time while I wrote out xmas ty notes.

NOLABridesmaid

Hey, we could have been really lame and watched The Bachelor.

nicoleg1982

Agreed.  I think if I watched the Bachelor I'd throw myself off a cliff.  

Okay, first I'd have to fly somewhere with elevation, hopefully have a gtg, and THEN throw myself off a cliff.  I'm already gloom-and-doom about dating most days.  The B would just make it worse.