What if you went to the hair salon

Wonderw1fe

...and this guy was your stylist? He is a contestant on Hair Battle Spectacular on Oxygen. This is a real show that I'm watching right now. It is a hot ghetto mess.

zsazsa-stl

I would assume that after the cut he would be sweeping up my hair and weaving it into his beard.

NOLABridesmaid

Oh Yes. I saw that.

What is up with the names?
What is up with those heels?
Why oh why will I be watching?