So The Mr. and I were sitting down to eat our delicoius lunch of hot-dogs (we've been sick and need to go grocery shopping) before he left for work.
I set Buffy on the floor and handed her a couple of board books from the bookshelf to play with while we ate.
I look away for a second and look back...
And then I say "Buffy, is that babypuke on your hand?"
Yes, there was babypuke on her hand.
Buffy had opened up the peek-a-boo type (ya know, w/ cut outs of different shapes so you can see through to different pages) board book of 'silent night' that SIL gave us.
SHe threw up on Baby-Jeebus's picture.
and then she slammed it shut so it worked its way into every crevice in the book. (which is now in the trash)
The Mr. told her that being jealousE of Jeebus's birthday and puking on him isn't a good idea.