Just got off the phone with my mom, apparently her sister (obvs my sunt) is in town visiting until the 15th. Has been here most of the week. And I just found out. Okay, whatever.
Well Aunt took it upon herself to organize a little family reunion for the last weekend she is here. Both her kids, their spouses and respective brood will be here. One cousin I haven't seen in like 10 years because his wife didn't think the 4 hour drive down should be wasted to see her husband's family.
Apparently one of her older children lives rather close to us now and NOW the drive is okay. I was fine with them staying up north, he isn't one of my favorite people, hell, we didn't even invite him to our wedding. He has never met my husband.
And ultimately, since our house has the nicer backyard and is more gathering friendly, I get to host this shindig. Weeeeeee.