We were talking about a Dayton suburb. I mentioned it being south of the city and MIL went on and on about it being North. I figured since she's lived there her whole life she must be right, but I was confused so looked it up on a map.
I'll be damned if it's undeniably south of Dayton. She looked at the map and still insisted it's North. Then said "let's just agree that it's East." Yes it's east, but no way in hell is it North.