When your palms itch, does it mean...

Heffalump

...that you're about to come into some money?  I think my grandma told me that once.

MrsMyrtle

I think it means you touch weiner too much.

**O-Face**

weiner hands!

Paulo's Menina Bela

I've heard that. A friend believes if the left palm itches, then it could be your lucky day.

hmonkey

scabies.

Heffalump

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[QUOTE]I've heard that. A friend believes if the left palm itches, then it could be your lucky day.
Posted by Paulo's Menina Bela[/QUOTE]
It IS my left!  Lucky day, here I come.

I probably do touch too much wiener, and as for scabies, we've speculated that a guy here has it.  I hope he wasn't in here touching my stuff while I was at lunch.

::sprays everything down with Lysol::

MinM

Dude - if that guy isn't trying to crawl out of his skin, he doesn't have scabies. Apparently, if you have it, you know it. Dr. Hott Sexxx told me so.

Heffalump

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[QUOTE]Dude - if that guy isn't trying to crawl out of his skin, he doesn't have scabies. Apparently, if you have it, you know it. Dr. Hott Sexxx told me so.
Posted by MinM[/QUOTE]

Okay, then he's just gross and scratches himself a lot.  I guess that's marginally better, all things considered.

Butter Cookie

I went to school with a girl who had scabies. She swore she got it from the woods.