Mom FAIL.

loveshine1

I never replenished my supply of diapersin my diaper bag.

Yup. Mr Loverman is at work with me and I have no diapers. We'll be taking lunch in mere minutes so I can run to Publix and get some.

I love having him at work with me, but one day per week is enough.

MinM

I can't imagine being able to get anything done. Even when I bring the dogs to work, it is distracting. cw has her kids here today, and that is even MORE distracting. They are whispering at a louder volume than I speak.

DG1

I had to bring Des to work once when he was 7m old.  Thank god he eventually took a 1.5 hour nap. It was the only time I got anything done all day. 

All of my 24yo coworkers gave me the side-eye as I was standing at the copier with a baby on one hip.

loveshine1

During his naps I get the bulk of my work done, especially any phone calls I need to make. When he plays on his playmat, I can usually get emails out.

But my boss and I need to have a conversation about my working hours. Tuesday and Fridays when I'm home, I'm not working 9-5. No way. I'll put in an hour here or there, but I'm not working a 40 hour work week. No.