Wedding Woes

:: o face ::

did you watch "tough love new orleans?"  because as much as melissa reminds me of you, when i saw her horrible makeup job, i knew you two had absolutely nothing in common.  i knew you would never, ever, ever let your blush look like this:

http://blog.vh1.com/files/2012/05/MelissaCries-1335899583.jpg 
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Re: :: o face ::

  • I don't think I'm as bad as melissa.  But yes...I'm awkwardly awkward...and I look less like a hooker.  Sometimes.
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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    sorry -- i didn't mean that as an insult.  you both enjoy your awkwardness, and that is what reminds me of you.  the hookery looks and terrible makeup -- that is not you at all.  (or the virginity)

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  • I watched and thought, there is no way in fresh hell I could support that much of a makeup habit. For the love of Pete, I only own three blushes.
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  • I wasn't insulted. I see her and definitely notice similarities...but I'm more in your face awkward instead of tittering and lame awkward.  LOL.  And yes...not a virgin.
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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    YES.  she has lame-o awkwardness.  sigh.

    i enjoyed steve's callouts regarding periods and alcohol.  just be adults, people, and manage your hormones and alcohol.

    (i do not own any blushes)

    stephanie's lip ... paraphenalia alone is more than all the makeup i have ever owed in my life, including the aziza years, by number and poundage. 
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  • Whoever told Stephanie those shades were flattering was a LIAR!
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  • Yes.  She has mastered the porn lip.  And it's more than just the injections.  And did anyone else snicker when they realized that without the 1.4 lbs of eyeliner, she is a little cross-eyed.  Yes, I laugh at horrible things.

    And...I own way too many blushes to count.  <<none garage sale
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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    [QUOTE]Yes.  She has mastered the porn lip.  And it's more than just the injections.  <strong>And did anyone else snicker when they realized that without the 1.4 lbs of eyeliner, she is a little cross-eyed.</strong>  Yes, I laugh at horrible things. And...I own way too many blushes to count.  <<none garage sale
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    WHAT.  i did not see this.  i will re-watch this tonight (like a billionty times)
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  • I have my "every day" blush, my spendy NARS blush, and then the free one I got in a Ulta gift bag (that I don't use).

    Stephanie is cute when she takes off a few layers. Speaking of which, WHEN IS THE MAKEOVER SHOW?
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  • Oh man...makeover!!! Wheee.  :)

    I have 4 cream blushes alone...that I can think of.
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