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There are some things I don't need to know about y'all husbands.

Re: There are some things I don't need to know about y'all husbands.

  • ReturnOfKuusReturnOfKuus member
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    edited December 2011
    My eyebrows are to the heavens that 7 is "not many".  What is the world coming to?!
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  • *Barbie**Barbie* member
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    edited December 2011
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA
  • *Barbie**Barbie* member
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    edited December 2011
    i guess your average Indian man doesn't need to worry about the *bowl touch*

    Laughing
  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    edited December 2011
    *stifled snort* 
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  • edited December 2011
    I know we all have a sense of familiarity, but I file that under overshare.
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  • MrsMyrtleMrsMyrtle member
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    edited December 2011
    Damnit, NOLA, I'm eating lunch!
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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011

    :: drives to texas, clutched nola's pearls, cries on her shoulder ::

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  • edited December 2011
    Barbie, you know I'm slow, and too scared to google?
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  • edited December 2011
    entity would not approve of this post.
  • *Barbie**Barbie* member
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    edited December 2011
    i posted about it a while back - DK and i somehow got into a conversation where he told me that guys have to worry about the "bowl touch" when pooping - basically they have to hold their d*ck back so it doesn't touch the inside of the bowl when they sit on the toilet. apparently, according to DK, some toilets are worse than others.

    i thought he was nuts so googled, and apparently it's a real thing.
  • edited December 2011
    Barbie, I can honestly say the my chick self has never thought about that before, but it does make sense. I learned something new today.

    Entity would be happy to know that I'm wearing a red top today.
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  • nicoleg1982nicoleg1982 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_there-things-dont-need-yall-husbands?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:898fbedb-bf00-4ece-bad7-578c88ecaa13Post:c8ba860e-8845-497f-b42d-bed05761c1b2">Re: There are some things I don't need to know about y'all husbands.</a>:
    [QUOTE]My eyebrows are to the heavens that 7 is "not many".  What is the world coming to?!
    Posted by ReturnOfKuus[/QUOTE]

    <div>Oh, shut up you prude.</div>
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  • TheDuckisTheDuckis member
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    edited December 2011
    Oh dear. Still this isn't as bad about the blog post about her cm.
  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    [QUOTE]Oh dear. Still this isn't as bad about the blog post about her cm.
    Posted by TheDuckis[/QUOTE]

    <strong>WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP AGAIN.  WHY.

    </strong>:: wiggles hands in front of face ::

    forget, forget, forget ...
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  • MrsMyrtleMrsMyrtle member
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    edited December 2011
  • DG1DG1 member
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    edited December 2011


    STOP MAKING ME SPIT COKE ZERO ON MY LAPTOP!!!

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  • nicoleg1982nicoleg1982 member
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    edited December 2011
    I guess this saying applies in this situation:  "Short, fat and fills the gap."
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  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    This entire thread has me dying, dying....*ded*
  • edited December 2011
    I have no idea who/what Entity is or the blog post you're referring too...I can't decide if I'm intrigued or frightened by the possibility.
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  • MrsMyrtleMrsMyrtle member
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    edited December 2011
    Be afraid, Arb. VERY VERY AFRAID.
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  • edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_there-things-dont-need-yall-husbands?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:898fbedb-bf00-4ece-bad7-578c88ecaa13Post:c8ba860e-8845-497f-b42d-bed05761c1b2">Re: There are some things I don't need to know about y'all husbands.</a>:
    [QUOTE]My eyebrows are to the heavens that 7 is "not many".  What is the world coming to?!
    Posted by ReturnOfKuus[/QUOTE]

    I agree. If 7 is "not many"...that's kinda sad. For me.


    "I don't know guys, that's a really nice thing to have in your house. I have one similar saying written on the walls all over my quiet, neat, non-childproofed home. I have it in my brand new car as a decal on the window. I even wear it on a t-shirt for when I go out to dinner or hang out at a trendy bar or go on a relaxing vacation. "All because I use birth control." It still brings a tear to my eye..." SnarkyMcSnarkerson
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