THEY NOW HAVE FUNNEL CAKES AT JACK-IN-THE-BOX.
H saw that and brought me one this weekend (dear sweet man knows me all too well). After gobling it up in about five seconds, I turned to him and said, "Yeah. I'm in trouble."
I see myelf going there everyday at 3:00 for a bigass diet coke and three funnel cakes. I'm going to balloon up.