I KNOW you're a 'nice' 45ish? YO guy who has only creeped me out once before now (white men have cornered the market on creepy--this particular creepy was him assuming that I would be amused by a violent MLK-day joke because I happen to be whilte. Staring at him blankly makde him apologize)...and I could even find your address and phone number because I can do that.
I still threw away the easter candy you handed me. And I encouraged my employee do the same thing. I'll buy her M&Ms tomorrow to make up for it.
It was just creepy to reach over my desk and drop a chocolate egg that looked a bit melty into my hand.
Eat your own chocolate, I'll bum a dollar from someone and buy me my own.
-GBCK.
who does not take candy from strangers.