Someone replied that it drips into her SHOE.

baconsmom

That? Is a lot of ejaculate. Or really loose panties, or something.  From BNOTB:

a one question sex pollIf you happen to let Y S/O cvm inside of you (and you are not actively TTC) but are on some form of BC, do youA) Lay there, hang outB) Lay there, hang out, but give the area a good wipe and eventually go to the bathroomC) Almost immediately waddle close-legged to the bathroom and clean up?D) Almost immediately waddle close-legged to the bathroom and do whatever to try to get as much cvm out of you as possible?----------------------------This just seems like way too much thought put into this subject. 

loveshine1

Well, what are the circumstances? Is this a quickie? Is this an all-night session?

**O-Face**

She keeps shoes in her pants?

E Squared

What, no pile of never-going-to-wear band/concert shirts on stand-by in the nightstand to put under your butt?

::whistles innocently::

**O-Face**

LOL! 

baconsmom

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[QUOTE]She keeps shoes in her pants?
Posted by **O-Face**[/QUOTE]

<div>She says she cups her hand under her, waddles to the bathroom, and then Kegels to get it all out, because she hates it when it drips down her leg, into her shoe. </div><div>
</div><div>I just have to pee afterward. I don't really have an opinion on the semen. </div>

loveshine1

I go pee, and then I do a quick rinse of the privates in the shower.

E Squared

Cups her hand? Good heavens.

NOLABridesmaid

Does she really need to poll this question? Really?

*Barbie*

if it bothers her that much, maybe she should just have him wear a condom. 

NOLABridesmaid

Hee.

Zilla, you know we usually agree.

*Barbie*

I would say that i just wipe it off with an ice cream cone, but only about 5 people will get it. 

Wonderw1fe

Why does she always have on shoes? Is she a hooker?

baconsmom

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_someone-replied-drips-her-shoe?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:92ce425a-03ac-4bff-a4b0-83f7f530de31Post:13628cf8-243d-4e00-a654-31b6615827b3">Re: Someone replied that it drips into her SHOE.</a>:
[QUOTE]Why does she always have on shoes? Is she a hooker?
Posted by Wonderw1fe[/QUOTE]

<div>I got the impression it does this later in the day. I have not had this problem, so maybe I'm just guessing. </div>

mrsconn23

What the what? Her shoe?!  Does not compute.

HookaPants

There's no towel down? She can't wear a pantyliner if she's worried about leaking? Maybe they should go back to condoms.

Wonderw1fe

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Someone replied that it drips into her SHOE. : I got the impression it does this later in the day. I have not had this problem, so maybe I'm just guessing. 
Posted by baconsmom[/QUOTE]

Oh! I've clearly never had any manjuice introduced to the garden. Does it really just chill in there, dripping out like a hamster's water bottle? How annoying.

zsazsa-stl

Dead and gone at hamster's water bottle.

6fsn

I'm a little concerned with how much he ejaculates.  That can't be normal amounts right?

DED at WW.

lharri12

hamster's watter bottle.... LOL!!

s4pph0

too funny