H told me on Saturday that he wanted me to help pick out a deep-freeze as my mother's day gift.
a) I am not a mother
b) He has never given me a gift before for MD
c) HE has been jonesing hard for a deep freeze for the past year
He got a haaard side-eye and the discussion ended. But I think there is an 80% chance that a freezer will show up on my doorstep next week.

I just a friendly gal looking for options.
