Dreams are really screwed up sometimes.

ReturnOfKuus

I dreamt last night that I was a serial killer who offed young men by injecting them with something that made them poop to death.  My favorite way was to do this right before they were about to get in a public swimming pool, so everyone around them got poo-covered.  I was totally remorseless, too, and was only worried about making sure no one suspected me so I could go on doing my thing.

I was really disturbed when I woke up from that.

Grits8812

I hate dreams that make no sense.  

The other night I had a dream that I was driving through part of a small town, and for some reason got out of my car and walked through the parking lot of a car wash.  There was a guy standing by the vaccuums and started chasing me, but I made it away.  Then I realized I had to get back to my car, and he spotted me, but was on his phone.  He said "hold on honey, she came back.  Let me kill her real quick and I will be home for dinner.  Love you!"

Like, you know, everyone kills someone passing by before they go home for dinner. 

I have to say though, doing it before they get in the pool would be funny.

zsazsa-stl

You need to send this to Law & Order.  You know they need ideas.