- They're blacktopping our road today. They sent out notices last week, and posted signs on every lamp post and tree saying DO NOT PARK HERE BETWEEN 6AM AND 6PM ON TUESDAY. The elderly people across the street parked their car in front of one of those signs last night and their car is still sitting there. The workers have been driving by and honking all morning, hoping someone will come out and move that damn car. Why they don't just go and knock on the door, I don't know.
- Night #1 of the nightguard went very, very badly. When I first put it in, I joked that H wouldn't be getting any more blowjobs, but I couldn't say the word "blowjobs." It came out "bwo-schobsch." I started laughing so hard I couldn't stop, and eventually my nightguard went shooting out of my mouth. H was like, "OMG, just STFU and go to sleep already."
I got a really bad headache from it and ended up ditching it at about midnight. We'll see how successful this is.
- I'm taking the Tobster to the vet. His scratching is out of control. I hope we get out of there with answers and a relatively inexpensive bill.