I've found the 8th Dwarf...

mrsconn23

It's my co-worker and she'd be named "Wheezy". 

I think she has allergies and instead of sneezing, it comes out as this awful wheeze. It's been going on for two months.  GAH.

Calumet

Is she also a dwarf? Because this would entertain me. TLC could make a TV show.