Exciting things

MinM

1) We are going to a wedding this weekend. H's friends all prank the person getting married. The guy getting married is the one who turned our apartment upside down. I need ideas, ladies. The more sadistic, the better. Of course I am going to rip all the labels off his canned goods, but that should JUST be the START.

2) Landord fixed both of our toilets (which were running, which was making me crazy because of the sound and waste - money and water). While he was there H asked him if we could paint and he said YES! So, if we end up staying here for the next academic year, we'll be painting. Also, since the guestroom won't be a nursery anytime soon, we are talking about turning into an office for H - especially if he continues his online teaching. (I brought landlord and his wife some cupcaked yesterday and landlord said I looked nice, which is always good to hear and it wasn't creepy).

3) We are going to see David Sedaris in a week.

nicoleg1982

Win, win and more win!

6fsn

1. Since it's almost Easter, leave a note that you hid a dozen eggs.  Only hide 11.

2. Yay!

baconsmom

1) I can't imagine you, of all people, would do that to someone. I hate pranks. You're terrible.

2) and 3) - Yay!

DG1

YAY for all of the above!

Does friend have a yard?  We got "forked" for our wedding - not something I'd ever heard of.  You get a shitton of plastic cutlery and stick them in the ground all over the yard.  The truly sadistic cut off the forks at ground level.  

... hmm. What else?  saran wrap over the top of the salt and pepper shakers? Wrap his entire kitchen in aluminum foil? Saran wrap? Post-it all of the furniture?  OOOOH - make a saran wrap barrier on the pantry door, then fill the whole thing with cheap cereal or something.

H is much better at this stuff than I am.  I should ask him.

MinM

BMom - I came up with some really sick ideas that impressed BIL. I knew they were truly atrocious ideas when BIL was so taken by them.

MinM

I want to put knox gelatin in the toilets...but I don't want to mess up his plumbing.

DG1

saran wrap over the toilet bowl? That will just mess up his floor, and just a little bit.

hmonkey

gelatin is easily broken up.

salt in the sugar bowl, and vice versa.  cornstarch in the flour bin.

nicoleg1982

Remove the batteries from everything.

Fill the freezer with bagged ice.

Tea in the scotch bottle.

Chips under the cushions/rugs.

Scented trees in the duvet cover.

Swap out all of the lightbulbs for colored bulbs.

Frosting in the toothpaste tube.

MinM

Scented trees in the duvet cover. <- i love this idea.

**O-Face**

OMG, how hard would it be to put frosting in the toothpaste tube?!?!  LOL.

nicoleg1982

Not hard at all.  Just pipe it in.