They're dumb over where I cheat

HookaPants

So this morning on my way out the door, I gave my fiance one small task - I asked him to think of a song for the mother/son dance.  His reply was "do we have to do a mother/son dance?"  I was like "don't you want to dance with your mom?" and he said "I don't know...."   Then he was grumbling about it.  Now, he's not close to his mom at all, and I think some things happened between his mom and dad when he was younger and he doesn't have much respect for his mom.  I am super close to my dad and I want to do a father/daughter dance.  What if he says no to the mother/son dance?  I can't do one without the other, can I?  It will last three minutes - he can't dance with his mom for three minutes??  I don't know what to do.  Anyone else had this problem???

loveshine1

Oh she's a twit. I doubt anyone would even notice. One less dance to watch is what I would be thinking.

hmonkey

here's an easy dance for all four of them:

Heffalump

Cheez Whiz, that really is stupid.

*Barbie*

tell them that he BETTER do a mother/son dance if they ever want to have children, cause the parent/bride/groom dance is like a prelude to "baby dancing" and if you don't dance with your parents at your wedding you're doomed to be infertile and never be a parent yourself. 

HookaPants

Barbie, I'd love to say it, but I'd be banned.

*Barbie*

:-( BUT IT'S TRUE!!! (You get bonus babies if you dance to "Butterfly Kisses")

Wonderw1fe

Bwhahaha *snort* hahahaha

DG1

ossum.

FWIW, we had a father/daughter but not a mother/son.  MIL just doesn't dance. Ever. With anyone.  She and FIL just sat at a table for the whole reception.  They weren't pissed or anything - they just don't dance.

It was quite the sad contrast to my family, who was tearing up the dance floor all night.

Butter Cookie

We'll have a father/daughter dance but not a mother/son dance, since his mother is in a church that is anti-dancing. Somehow I don't think people will throw eggs at us and make us sit with our noses in the corner.