These people are so melodramatic. My director wanted to know what it would take for me to stay. Bwhahahahahahaha.
Crazy Girl and Crazy Girl Lite came in all teary-eyed. They're all, ZOMG, will you let us throw you a going away party? Nope. Today is really your last day? Yep! Are you sure you want to leave? Hells yes!
"I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
