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Khia, you nasty! TMI

"Don’t be scared to bring candies and toys into the bedroom. Some guys are jealous of dildos because of the size, so what I did to kind of ease [my ex-husband] is introduce him to jumbo candy canes that they give at Christmas time. I like that better because number one, it doesn’t look like a penis that’s bigger than him, so he won’t be jealous. Plus, it makes the vagina taste wonderful and the peppermint makes it tingle a little bit when he blows. It’s good when he’s giving you head; it looks fun and kiddie-like going in, so he’s not intimidated."
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Re: Khia, you nasty! TMI

  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    edited December 2011
    And what if it broke off!?!?  *blech*
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  • *Candi**Candi* member
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    edited December 2011
    And you know how when you suck on a (regular sized anyway) candy cane they get all sharp? OUCH.
  • *Candi**Candi* member
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_khia-nasty-tmi?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:a956e588-9f01-4a62-adf6-3ed487c13157Post:2335fb07-6262-4488-bb53-ba6b515c1390">Re: Khia, you nasty! TMI</a>:
    [QUOTE]and really, fun and kiddie-like? that sounds like something for the ears of a good therapist.
    Posted by Wifezzilla[/QUOTE]

    <div>yes.</div>
  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
    Eighth Anniversary 5000 Comments 100 Love Its First Answer
    edited December 2011
    Holy raging infection!!!
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    I just a friendly gal looking for options.

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  • Butter CookieButter Cookie member
    2500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    FI has never indicated he wanted anything about our sex life to be kiddie-like. If he did I would leave him.
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  • loveshine1loveshine1 member
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    edited December 2011
    This is seriously gross. For MANY reasons.


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  • nicoleg1982nicoleg1982 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_khia-nasty-tmi?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:a956e588-9f01-4a62-adf6-3ed487c13157Post:870e38c7-c8ca-48d6-88cb-d94b92af396c">Re: Khia, you nasty! TMI</a>:
    [QUOTE]And you know how when you suck on a (regular sized anyway) candy cane they get all sharp? OUCH.
    Posted by *Candi*[/QUOTE]

    <div>The large ones are like packed sugar - not hard like the reg. sized.  They kind of just melt, so no hard edges.  However, I only know that from putting them in my MOUTH.  Not my banjo.</div>
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