1) Kim Kardashian is engaged. 1) I want to see the ring, 2) I doubt this will actually result in a marriage.
2) Fatty Teen Dad Gary, of Gary and Amber, was arrested for driving with a suspended license. The cop pulled them over because he heard them arguing. Oh, I am so glad these two have reproduced.
3) Chris Meloni is leaving SCI: SVU. hmo, I'll let you lead this discussion.
4) Justin Beiber has a new strain of marijuana named after him. When we were driving to see my mom's surgeon, I saw some of the weed dispensaries in town. Her oncologist said she'd write my mom a prescription. I totally want to pick up my mom's medical marijuana for her. I told her to go for it. Between that and the ativan, she'll be goooooone.
5) What else have I missed?