Years ago, when I was just a lurker on this board and TF was reigning supreme and still hiding her crazy, I went to a wedding.
I didn't know the couple that well, they were friends of H. We're good friends now, but that isn't the point.
At the wedding there were a few things to note:
1) Bride's uncle was grinding on every woman on the dance floor, regardless of his relation to them. It got to the point that he was grinding chairs. Yes, chairs.
2) The (very drunk) MOH got up and gave a very very long speech about how they're constantly screwing and getting caught. How the very first time they had sex they were caught in the act by somebody, and how they have codes for going to have sex, like needing to run home and walk the dogs. She went into great great detail about their sex lives, which of course humiliated the Bride. Groom, bless him, giggled through the whole thing but Bride was in a mixture of disbelief and mentally trying to arrange her death to look like an accident. Throughout this whole speech I was staring between them, and back at H, who was as dumbfounded by the speech as I was.
3) Best man got up and said, "Congrats!" and sat back down. That was his whole speech.
4) Groom's father pointed out 2 (feminine, but it doesn't matter) lesbians going at it in a parking garage across the way. He shouted, at the wedding, over to them to ask if they would like a third. They got in their car and left.
