I judged a science fair last night. We had Rachel, Elizabeth, Logan, and then...
Bryar. Not Bryan or Brian. Bryar. I thought it was just bad handwritting, but it was most certainly not.
There was another boy that did a project on attracting deer. I can't for the life of me remember his name, because we only referred to him as "deerboy." Poor kid had a decent project, but he also had an unfortunate overbite and lisp. He also had a bad case of redneck accent.
And if karma exists my child will end up this way too.