1. Nikki Minaj needed a Hoe Sit Down card for last night's "performance". First off, Madonna and Sinead did the whole provoking the church thing a long time ago. She sort of reminds me of a bootleg Lady Gaga. 2. There is a kid who looks to be around 4 in the airport here with his pants around his legs. Mom is asking him to pull his pants up. Lady, it's obvious you can't parent but you need to get your azz up and pull those pants up. 3. My mom and I went to a book sale this weekend. I bought no books, but a schit load of books for The Boy for $17. It was awesome. No more reading Goodnight Moon 5 times a night. 4. Don't give gel window clings to a toddler. As of today, there are two left from the sheet. They are currently stuck on the basketball hoop. I have no idea where the rest are. 5. DH informed me that we are celebrating Valentine's Day on Friday. This is news to me, as we don't really ever celebrate as its close to DH's birthday. I was sort of hoping he'd forget about it and I could just eat the box of chocolates I bought him.