i agree -- if you need couples counseling in high school, you just need to get out.
dh and i went to see "inception" on saturday night. as we were walking to the theatre, there was a super dramatic teenage girl in the hallway. she was having a facebook status-related freakout on the phone, and was screaming and crying over whether or not someone saw the status and whether anyone else did and how bad this would be on monday and whether or not school for the rest of the week/month/year/life would be affected.
dh gave me giant alarmed eyes and said, "if this baby is a girl, she's going to be raised by mennonites from ages 11-18."
i was reminded of amber, who freaks out over everything anyone says. it's not that it means nothing, but it doesn't have to mean everything, either.