So remember a couple weeks ago when I was trying to redeem a companion fare coupon for our flight home in 2 weeks? Herbert ate the certificate. I put it in a place that I thought was out of her reach, but she's a tricksy little b!tch.
I taped it back together. All of the relevant information is there. There's only one little triangle of paper that I didn't recover. It contains the A in VISA and a portion of the "must ticket by" and "must travel by" dates. So basically the ticket says:
Profile Name: blahblahblah VIS
Account Code: blahblahblah
Must Ticket By: February___________
Must Travel By: March 10,__________
Bonus: although I recovered most of the certificate, which was the bottom 1/3 of the paper, I wrote the flight info on the top 2/3, and that is almost completely gone. I know the dates, the airports, and the general times of the flights, but when I tried to cross-reference the snippets of flight numbers I recovered with the flights listed on United's Website, nothing matches. So technically, I don't know what flights I booked.
On a scale of 1 to "buy a new ticket," how screwed am I?