I look like an assault victim.

MrsMyrtle

I just realized how ridiculous I look. I have bruises all over me.

I have a bruise across each shin from falling forward onto a step stool last week. I was trying to hoist a box over my head into a cupboard and lost my balance. Each bruise is about 3" long and they run straight across from one shin to the other.

I got a new bruise on Monday after my Zack Morris sighting. I was trying to get a 100# box into my house all by myself and it toppled over and landed square on my right bicep. I have about a 4" bruise straight across my arm.

The handyman's here working on our plumbing and I didn't even think about it until he asked if I'd gotten into a fight with someone. Me = A Klassy Broad

TheDuckis

Right before my sophomore year of college I was hospitalized for a week with a blood infection. They had to draw blood every hour to see how the infection was doing, and I have a severe enough fear of needles that I usually bruise because I get so tense from blood draws. So, I had large ugly bruises up and down both arms from elbow to the backs of my hands. By the time I was discharged I had something like 37 bruises between both arms.

Anyway, it was August, so I was still wearing short sleeves. My psych professor (who also taught drugs and human behavior) pulled me aside after the first class and asked me if there was anything I needed to tell him.

nicoleg1982

I've got about 30 pea-sized bruises up and down my legs.  They're from DD's big toes.