I went to Kroger last night. The guy who always hits on me (looks like Lou Rawls and Barry White had a baby) was in the parking lot talking to a woman at her car. The door was open and I could hear her child whining//crying as the guy and the girl talked.
I couldn't hear their conversation, but they had their phones out and it looked like they were exchanging numbers. Whatever, maybe it'll get his ass to leave me alone.
The mom yells at the kid, "Boy, SHUT UP! Sitchoass down!"
If I were the guy, I would've run in the other direction from a woman ignoring her kid to talk to me. As a mother, she sucks for talking to her kid like that while trying to get her mack on in the grocery store parking lot.
A whole lot of failure in such a short amount of time.
"I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong