Wedding Woes

NOLA, come see

I went to Kroger last night. The guy who always hits on me (looks like Lou Rawls and Barry White had a baby) was in the parking lot talking to a woman at her car. The door was open and I could hear her child whining//crying as the guy and the girl talked.

I couldn't hear their conversation, but they had their phones out and it looked like they were exchanging numbers. Whatever, maybe it'll get his ass to leave me alone.

The mom yells at the kid, "Boy, SHUT UP! Sitchoass down!"

If I were the guy, I would've run in the other direction from a woman ignoring her kid to talk to me. As a mother, she sucks for talking to her kid like that while trying to get her mack on in the grocery store parking lot.

A whole lot of failure in such a short amount of time.
"I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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Re: NOLA, come see

  • edited December 2011
    RPOTD


    I HATE to see black moms cussing out their kids in stores. I'm always about 2 seconds from saying, "Is that really necessary?"

    Can't you get the same point across without cussing them out. Come on.

    Oh! This gets me too. When they grab them by the arm and drag them around. You can pull their arm out of the socket doing that.

    Whew!
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  • edited December 2011
    You know, maybe this is just a southern thing. I don't think I see this as much in Dallas.

    Lord knows, I do when I go home or to MS.
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  • edited December 2011

    R(er)POTD:

    I don't think black parents realize that their children are actually humans with feelings as opposed to small sized adults. Heffa, the child can't keep up with your long legged ass! That's why he's a few steps behind. He's not slow and he doesn't need to hurry up. Maybe YOU should slow your simple ass down or go to the store sans kids.

    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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  • edited December 2011
    I think they just do what was done to them.
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  • edited December 2011
    My mama didn't curse me (in public) or drag me around the store. Her rules were "Don't ask for anything. Don't touch anything." I guess we already knew that acting an ass was out of the question.
    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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  • edited December 2011
    I hate to see this, too. I'll never forget a day of black shame I had on the Metro. This dude had his son with him, but Homey was trying to hollah at some btches. The son made the mistake of tappping his father and asking for some juice or something, and Homey shouted in the boy's face, "DON'T YOU SEE I'M TALKING! SITCHYO ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE!" The boy's face just crumpled and he squished himself up in the seat corner.

    I wanted to grab that child and take him home with me. And I gave the hardest side-eye possible to the stupid btch that continued to talk to this grown fool! If  someone I was talking to talked to their child like that, I'd have to excuse myself immediately so I wouldn't snatch them sideways.
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  • edited December 2011
    I'm sure I tested my mom, but it didn't take long to figure out that she was the Mom and I was the Kid.

    The thing with being a parent, I think is, it takes time, and some people don't want to put in the time. It's easier to say, "here, shut up."
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  • edited December 2011

    Ww. EXACTLY. BFF didn't understand why I told her to leave baby daddy alone before he became baby daddy.

    The clown has three kids with one woman. He treats on of the children like she can do no wrong. He'll pick her up, take her out, keep her all weekend long while the other two call and he ignores them.

    And she thought he wouldn't treat her  OR her child like that. Uh huh.

    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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  • edited December 2011
    We were always told to keep our hands in our pockets at the store.
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