I'm alive.
I love DC because-I no longer have to spread on Eucerin with a butterknife since my eczema has cleared up! I haven't had any weird breakouts and I've lost 11lbs.
Also, my cousin updated her fb status with "I'm at a job fair at the new Cowboys stadium. Don't hate me!"
Bitch, you're at a job fair in a damn football stadium. I hate job fairs and I hate the Cowboys.
Bye!
"I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong