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Eyebrows? MIA. Eyeballs? Buggy. Jaw? On the floor.

Last night was Son's 3rd baseball game of the season.

Another mother, in her early 30s, came to talk to me after the game and began telling me about another coach who uses running as a form of punishment for his team.

I joked that Son wouldn't consider that a punishment because he loves to run.  She says "Oh, I HATE to run.  I played softball in the beer league for a few years but after 4 kids your kegel muscles don't really like it when you run.  Running isn't fun when you are peeing."  And then without skipping a beat "Well, see you on Thursday!"

FILTER.

Re: Eyebrows? MIA. Eyeballs? Buggy. Jaw? On the floor.

  • edited December 2011

    Huh?

    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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  • edited December 2011
    Wow. I believe this will help in future situations.
  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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  • 6fsn6fsn member
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    Hahaha.  Some people think they don't need to filter around other moms.  Like we're some unique club where it's acceptable to discuss body function.
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    I would have utilized the "bap" but she didn't give me time.  She ended her little statment and then walked off to collect her son.

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    6, black people do this with one another. I do not understand why.
    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_eyebrows-mia-eyeballs-buggy-jaw-floor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:c6aa3e10-edbe-4d12-9651-5cca375284f3Post:4b0a9f65-a9f9-4977-9e90-69be958fe8dd">Re: Eyebrows? MIA. Eyeballs? Buggy. Jaw? On the floor.</a>:
    [QUOTE]6, black people do this with one another. I do not understand why.
    Posted by HookaPants[/QUOTE]

    Black mom's must be a hoot then ;)
  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    asians do not do this at all. 

    well, except for one woman i know, but she has no filter about anything.  she told me (and everyone) about the time she had a fight with her husband, and he slept in the car in the garage rather than on the couch.  okay, fyi.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_eyebrows-mia-eyeballs-buggy-jaw-floor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:c6aa3e10-edbe-4d12-9651-5cca375284f3Post:96cdf51a-4d0e-4e88-90e5-bd88acfa7233">Re: Eyebrows? MIA. Eyeballs? Buggy. Jaw? On the floor.</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Eyebrows? MIA. Eyeballs? Buggy. Jaw? On the floor. : Black mom's must be a hoot then ;)
    Posted by 6fsn[/QUOTE]

    6, I'm dead serious. It's like the black experience is the same across the board. Um, no. I was raised by white folk.
    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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    Hooka, not old black people. They still have "don't tell family business" programed in their head.

    Man, I got in so much trouble once for telling family business, which wasn't anything bad to my friend's mom. Yep, never did that one again.

    I don't tell all of my business either.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_eyebrows-mia-eyeballs-buggy-jaw-floor?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:c6aa3e10-edbe-4d12-9651-5cca375284f3Post:02c1d701-3e18-4093-badd-a912f17da24f">Re: Eyebrows? MIA. Eyeballs? Buggy. Jaw? On the floor.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Hooka, not old black people. They still have "don't tell family business" programed in their head. Man, I got in so much trouble once for telling family business, which wasn't anything bad to my friend's mom. Yep, never did that one again. I don't tell all of my business either.
    Posted by NOLABridesmaid[/QUOTE]

    LMAO. I meant the folks my age. I get a lot of "baby daddy" conversation that I have nothing to contribute to.
    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    edited December 2011
    My mother has given birth 5 times and I've never seen a puddle at her feet.
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  • *Barbie**Barbie* member
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    edited December 2011
    MIL has 4 kids, and I've never seen her wet her pants. 
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