I'm having a HMonkey situation without the visuals.

NOLABridesmaid

I share a wall with our head custodian,and he's on the phone with his wife. Yes, I know this because he talks so loud.

He is in the process of telling her that the meal they had last night is doing a number on his stomach and he has been on the toilet all morning.

He ended the call making a "Ugh" sound, and I heard keys and the door lock. Me thinks he's still flared up.

Butter Cookie

Please present him with a bottle of Imodium (with a bow) and a note that reads: I HEARD you might need this.

**O-Face**

All I'm picturing is the Dumb and Dumber scene.  And now....I regret it.

zsazsa-stl

Why did his wife need to know?  I'm glad H doesn't call me to let me know what his bowels are up to.

You know, the best way to shut up a co-workers loud personal phone calls is to comment on them.  I did this to a cube neighbor who talked non-stop on the phone to his wife all day.  It was only mildly irritating until his daughter was born and their conversations shifted to bf'ing and diapers and what was in the diapers.  They were talking through every detail of every bf'ing so one day I went over and said "It sounds like and you wife are having a lot of trouble.  Here is the name and number of a LLL leader who can help."  I never heard another peep about her nipples.

6fsn

Yick

Butter Cookie

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_im-having-hmonkey-situation-visuals?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:c9f77108-68d7-4cee-88f2-726ae47c0224Post:253bc354-c757-4ed5-9f18-adfda3b04413">Re: I'm having a HMonkey situation without the visuals.</a>:
[QUOTE] H doesn't call me to let me know what his bowels are up to.
Posted by zsazsa-stl[/QUOTE]


<em>Lucky</em>.

MinM

zsa - my inappropriate cw would see that as an opportunity to have a PERSONAL discussion with you about it. They would see that as a sign of you showing interest. They had no clue.