Someone here just released a turd of such magnitude that it won't fit down the pipe to be flushed. The toilet (an automatic one) just keeps flushing over and over, and the damn thing just gets stuck, the toilet fills, and then it floats back up again, only to have the whole situation repeated after 30 seconds or so.
I swear it wasn't me. I do wonder about the size of the person's anus, though.