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Baby Gates & Dogs

When I was about 11, my mom had this doberman named Scarlett. She was a real pain in the ass. She barked constantly, hated kids or anyone else that might have been on our lawn, or even walking across the street.

Anyway, so mom had set a baby gate in the kitchen doorway to keep the dog from wandering throughout the house.

It was halloween, and of course trick or treaters were ringing the doorbell. This dog was going nuts in the kitchen, barking and pawing at the baby gate until she knocked that sucker over. She managed to get past my dad at the doorway, and chase all the trick or treaters away. One kid dropped his sword as he ran like the dickens.

I know one of those kids could have gotten hurt and they were probably scared to death, but picturing that and my parents freaking out is still so damn funny. My stomach hurts from laughing.
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Re: Baby Gates & Dogs

  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    i don't find this remotely funny.
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  • loveshine1loveshine1 member
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    edited December 2011
    It is sick that I find this funny. The only part that was really funny was my mom afterwards. If I was a parent of one of those kids, I would have absolutely filed a report against my parents.

    The kids getting scared to death by the dog chasing them or my mom having that dreadful dog was not funny.
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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    edited December 2011
    Some 30 year old somewhere is telling this story to his therapist right now.  Dobermans are scary when they aren't your pet.
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  • GBCKGBCK member
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    edited December 2011
    I giggled.
    But I find oother people's dogs skeery.Embarassed
    SO I'm a hypocrite asshole.
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