Janelle - just one bad decision after the other, with this one. I just want to brush her hair. Is that a set of brass knuckles on her necklace? Who wears short shorts to a job interview?
Leah - What a nice little redneck proposal. I want to pin her down and fix her eyeliner. She needs a smudge brush. Where did she go to school? Why would she think nerve damage in the spine would cause eye problems? I feel badly for her child, especially because she is going to have to rely on this igmo.
Chelsea - she is one stop at the tanning salon away from being on the Jersey Shore. Also, getting a GED to go to hair school? This girl is going places. I wonder what her dad does for a living?
Kailyn - Don't mention needing money in a job interview. That's tacky. How much money is she going to be spending on childcare of she is working two jobs and going to school? I think she is going to end up UNDER Joe's basement one day.