A few weeks ago, we had some crap on the tv as background noise (they're re-roofing next door). DD starts jamming out to a commercial jingle. I look up and it's AshleyMadison.com. Klassy.
Ffwd to Sunday night. We were out in our Florida room, playing with the dogs. The FL room has 2 poles in the center of the room to support the roof. Wouldn't you know DD went up to one of the poles and started hugging it and dancing against it.
I should've named her Nene and called it a day.