Wedding Woes

Outfit at the Mint

I so wanted a camera, but there's no photography allowed, so you'll just have to picture this:

Middle-aged woman. Average size, no makeup, bad hair. Some sort of gauzy, blue-and-pink on white print shirt. Olive green, pleated, tapered pants. Some sort of orthopedic-looking ugly-ass shoe. And the glorious capstone on this tower of crazy:  A white Ed Hardy belt. Oh, that's right, folks: not only was she wearing a white belt on those olive drab pants, but it had the Ed Hardy signature in gold, glitter script.

I swear, my eyes about fell out of my head. I should see about getting eyeball cameras installed, because for cereal, the things I see sometimes....
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