What's the opposite of glitter cannons?

AuntFlo

Poop shooters?   Because I need one of those.
The serpentine belt came off my minivan.   Need to get that fixed.   But DH thinks it's a better idea to take DD to the zoo today then dealing with getting the van towed and repaired.   Thanks DH!  
I might need to take the rest of the day off.   I'm at stress level 20 out of 10.

AuntFlo

Plus I have an awful sinus headache for the 5,000,000th day in a row.   My throat hurts, my back hurts, I have 80 trillon things to do at work and at home.   And DH gets to go to the zoo with DD and have fun.
:::strop:::

VarunaTT

Now we see the truth!!!  

Nah, I'd be miffed too.  About both things.

GBCK

Upon just reading the title, my first thought was "glitter enema? which will make you poo sparkly rainbows?"

I'd be annoyed w/ DH too.

*Barbie*

so you're working full time, sick, have to get the car fixed, and take care of all of the chores at home, and he's unemployed and playing at the zoo? 

yeah, i'd be pissed too. 

**O-Face**

*ded* @ Barbie

AuntFlo

Thanks for the picture Barbie. 

zsazsa-stl

::fart blasters::

That stinks.  Are they at the zoo all day? 

AuntFlo

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[QUOTE]::fart blasters:: That stinks.  Are they at the zoo all day? 
Posted by zsazsa-stl[/QUOTE]

No - just until naptime.   Then she'll typically nap until 5 or 5:30 - right when I get home.   He said he'd deal with the van after her nap.   I'll give you 20 guesses who will be the one that actually deals with this.

zsazsa-stl

I'm assuming the van is parked int he driveway at home.  Can you call the tow shop now and arrange for them to pick it up at the beginning of nap time?  It might be fixed by the time you get off work.

Wzz

is he driving it if it needs to be TOWED in order to get fixed?

i agree with zsazsa, have it towed during naptime.

AuntFlo

The van is not at our house.   It's at my mom's.  And I stupidly didn't leave the keys there, or I'd call and have it towed from there.    It's too far for me to go on my lunch hour or I"d just do that.

6fsn

Um, yeah poop enemas for him.  If he's not getting a paycheck, the house is his job.