I am one of the cheerleading and dance team sponsors at my school. Our girls marched in the local Mardi Gras parade this year, and were one of 15 cheer/dance groups to march. All of the groups have to line up and pick up at the same spot. This allowed us to get a lot of "WTF are they doing/wearing" stares in at some of the other groups. But the best moment was at the end of the parade.
Other sponsor and I are in the parking lot where we lined up waiting on about 4 parents to arrive to get the last of the girls. While we are sitting there, a HUGE screaming match begins about 20 feet from us. We initially thought it was 2 girls from another dance group also waiting on some parents.
We can hear "Keep you're fvvcking jar of pickles! I don't want your shiit anyway!" "Biitch come near me again and you gonna get the whole jar smashed in your face." and other explicatives and threats all about this jar of pickles. Hence the reason we were sure this was 2 teenagers fighting; it's petty.
Nope, this was one of the dance team owners and a parent, arguing, threatening all sorts of physical violence and whatnot. All over a $10 jar of pickles... that the parent was sure to tell the dance coordinator from across the entire parking lot she didn't need anyway b/c she could use her $700 food stamp card to buy all the pickles she wanted.
Even the kids were shaking their heads.