(What? I was.)
When I was stuck at Frankfurt airport trying to get home, I put my 10 Euro Lufthansa meal voucher toward my lunch, and had a 5 Euro refreshment voucher to spend. I was going to get myself an Eiskaffe. I ordered one of these at the Porsche museum, thinking it was iced coffee, but it turned out to be coffee with ice cream in it. Like a root beer float but with coffee in place of the root beer.
The Haagen Dazs chick asked what kind of ice cream I wanted, and I said vanilla. She curtly informed me that they had no vanille, and I should choose a flavor from the case. I hadn't even looked at the case, because really, who doesn't have vanilla?
All of the flavors were either completely gross with coffee (strawberry, mango sorbet, green tea), or straw-cloggingly chunky (some sort of new chocolate caramel praline thing, swiss chocolate almond, mint chocolate chip, etc.). Terribly disappointing.
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