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hmonkeyhmonkey member
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secret service agents do not return smiles.

the dvr is 87% full.  i am seriously considering taking thursday off just to watch tv.

we have to move office in mid-june.  i'm considering quitting rather than having to pack up my (and my bosses') stuff, and i don't have as much as a photo of dh on my desk.

dh and i are going to a baseball game on friday and i am plotting out what i am going to eat.  (ben's half smoke, fries, and soft serve sundae in a tiny helmut)  yay, eating!

one of my classes is making me so filled with hate that i am starting my course evaluation now.  i want to make sure i thoroughly cover how incredibly stuipid and wasterful this course has been.
fyi to my instructor: if you are going to begin class by saying "i don't think i have enough material to fill the time", please expect me to get up at and leave at any time i think you are done.

i think i am going to stop by the grocery store on the way home and buy some rice krispies and marshmallows and make treats for me.  dh is welcome to have one, if he can thinks he can win the fight.

i cannot stand people who interrupt.  i ignored one of my classmates who was yelling at my back while i was talking to someone else.  childish, yes, but that guy is a total jag.



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    zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_random-12?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:e2301dae-f00a-4e77-b0f2-1f27d908a778Post:18ed8c67-d6dd-4178-afdd-ffdea172d8b4">random</a>:
    [QUOTE] dh and i are going to a baseball game on friday and i am plotting out what i am going to eat.  (ben's half smoke, fries, and soft serve sundae in a tiny helmut)  yay, eating! Posted by hmonkey[/QUOTE]

    This menu will run about $87.  Bring cash.
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    jojobrnjojobrn member
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    Pandora is keeping me happy today, yesterday too.

    I think I may be addicted to Words with Friends. my husband is slightly concerned I have 5 games going at once right now.

    I am really tired of classwork for my program director. Her notes are always all over the place and it makes me grumpy. Oh, and for all these module questions I need a brand new individual source that isn't our textbooks? GDamn woman! You are killing me here.

    I just had popcorn for the first time in months.

    Vacation cannot come soon enough. Screw graduation, that's all well and good, but the first real vacation in 2 years? Money.
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    hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    :: teens of america ::
    i judge you HARSHLY for thinking this is cute.  this is heinous, and you will live your 20s in regret.  repent!

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    Cant_wait!Cant_wait!
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    my random:
    I sold our southwest credits from our failed East Coast vacation today! I'm so relieved. Now we don't have to worry about arranging a vacation before they expire (july).
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    mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    Sometimes yelling irrationally at DH makes me feel better.  Like I did last night when he was up to all sorts of fvckery.

    The kiddo is grounded today and it's the nicest day of the week.  Sucks to be him.

    I've never had 'problem' skin.  Even when I was a teen, my face stayed pretty clear.  Since I went off BC, I've had a zit every other week.  Maybe it's karma.

    I think I'm going to make French Toast for dinner.

    I really don't like or trust this guy that I work with.  He's done a few things that have really corked me off.  Everyone in my dept. thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.  Only me and another guy feel this way about him.

    Ever since I found out about my co-workers homemade, cell phone sex videos, I have a hard time looking her in the eye.  If she comes by to ask me something, I don't look up.  I just keep typing and answer her question.

    If DH doesn't show up for his dentist appt. this afternoon, I may beat him senseless.
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    Cant_wait!Cant_wait!
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    um, justin beiber is adorable. That picture....not so much. But he is just the cutest. As tina fey would say "his smile is like watching a baby bunny sniff a tiny flower". Just adorable.
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    baconsmombaconsmom member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_random-12?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:e2301dae-f00a-4e77-b0f2-1f27d908a778Post:18ed8c67-d6dd-4178-afdd-ffdea172d8b4">random</a>:
    [QUOTE]secret service agents do not return smiles. 
    Posted by hmonkey[/QUOTE]

    <div>They don't respond well to questions, either. Not even, "How are you?" </div><div>
    </div><div>I'm proud of my teenage self for finding Jonathan Frakes and Patrick Stewart hot. That's hotness that stands the test of time, yo. </div>
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    loveshine1loveshine1 member
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    I'm returning bananas that I bought almost 2 weeks ago because they haven't ripened yet.

    I'm annoyed I can't have the banana in my cereal because it's so hard, it wouldn't even peel.

    I enjoyed watching Idol last night without DH. I like to FF the boring parts, sucky songs and Ryan's incessant chatter.
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    zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    LS - Is your banana maybe plastic? 

    There is a chance that I will have DVR back tonight.  I got a call that someone is supposed to be coming this afternoon with my cable card.  We shall see...

    DH is ordering our new living room/dining room bamboo floors today.  I'm excited but dreading finding a place to stash the furniture - contents of the china cabinets, etc.
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    baconsmombaconsmom member
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    We've had bananas since the last week of March that are still completely green. I was beginning to think we'd gotten plantains instead - is that even possible? Or maybe they're crazy bionic bananas or something. I don't know. 

    My H just came in here and told me all about that Justin Bieber photo and how he'd (JB) tweeted about it. Seriously, I wonder about this man sometimes. 
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    katorigasukikatorigasuki
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    i love pg HMO
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    loveshine1loveshine1 member
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    No such luck. I probably would have had an easier time trying to peel a plastic one.

    Damn Publix.
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    hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    cw, you are wrong.  it's like finding a bunch of people crowded around a puppy, and everyone is saying, "so cute!  what a cute puppy!"  and then you finally get a look at it, and the puppy looks like



    not    .  cute.
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    HeffalumpHeffalump member
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    I am disproportionately excited about eating cold cereal again.  Between my gestational diabetes and, afterward, DD's milk allergy, I haven't had a good bowl of cereal in over a year.  (There were a couple of months between her birth and the diagnosis, and they were like an oasis in a cereal-less desert.)  Candi's cereal party post last week was like porn to me.

    I can't believe the feckers at our first-choice daycare are now saying they probably won't have an opening until summer of 2011.  Jeebus, it's easier to get into fecking Harvard than this place.  In fact, DD will probably be ready for college by the time a spot opens up in daycare.  But falling back on our second-choice (and it was a close second) irrationally makes me feel like a second-rate mother.

    S/o child care, yes, AW Nanny, I know what CVS is.  I had a kid too.  You don't have to say "My CVS test--that's where they take a piece of the placenta and it carries a 1% risk of miscarriage" every.damn.time.  No one's making you do it, and why are we talking about this, again?

    Some days, the best part of this job is watching wildlife out the window.  Deer, the black cat with white socks, hawks, whatever.  Better than what I'm working on. 
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    Cant_wait!Cant_wait!
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    That made me laugh until there were tears. Damn you for making me cry at work again hmo.
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    zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    CW is a teenager.  Her brain isn't fully formed yet and she can't be blamed for her attraction.
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    HookaPantsHookaPants
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_random-12?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:e2301dae-f00a-4e77-b0f2-1f27d908a778Post:c532b226-1db7-4ca5-a0f2-29544c895d78">Re: random</a>:
    [QUOTE]cw, you are wrong.  it's like finding a bunch of people crowded around a puppy, and everyone is saying, "so cute!  what a cute puppy!"  and then you finally get a look at it, and the puppy looks like not .  cute .
    Posted by hmonkey[/QUOTE]

    LOL
    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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    hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    what the what is this?  i am not understanding any of these reviews.  what is a brick used for that does not involve the words "smash' and "brains?
    http://shop.lululemon.com/Bamboo_Yoga_Brick/pd/c/640/np/640/p/1187.html
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    katorigasukikatorigasuki
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_random-12?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:e2301dae-f00a-4e77-b0f2-1f27d908a778Post:f221abbd-1cee-4c67-a051-466afe1bf094">Re: random</a>:
    [QUOTE]:: teens of america :: i judge you HARSHLY for thinking this is cute.  this is heinous, and you will live your 20s in regret.  repent!
    Posted by hmonkey[/QUOTE]
    he looks like my college FEMALE roommate.
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    Paulo's Menina BelaPaulo's Menina Bela member
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    The baby's kicks are getting strongre and H was able to feel one at 5 this morning. That mad him a proud papa, "He's an early riser like me!"

    Friend's son is engaged. Son lives at home with parents and GF lives with them. She lived with an elderly lady from her church but was kicked out when EL found Son and GF in the shower nekkid. This was 3 months ago. Friend mentioned a couple weeks ago that they were going to ask GF to leave because she was having difficulty with house rules. "No sechs". Now the kids are engaged. The kids are 18/19, no jobs, barely attending JC. Girl is an orphan. She recieved a small trust after her mother died and tore through what little money she was given.

    Oh yeah, Elderly lady told entire church community about the anaked shower incident. Girl's family and church think boy is the devil and have disowned her.

    My supervisor is on a trip. I'm glad. I brought my laptop to watch movies while I catch up on filing.


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    loveshine1loveshine1 member
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    edited December 2011
    hmo, you use yoga bricks/blocks to bring you into poses that you normally wouldn't be able to do.

    Although, I saw that one and it's completely overpriced for what it is.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_random-12?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:e2301dae-f00a-4e77-b0f2-1f27d908a778Post:18ed8c67-d6dd-4178-afdd-ffdea172d8b4">random</a>:
    [QUOTE] i think i am going to stop by the grocery store on the way home and buy some rice krispies and marshmallows and make treats for me.  dh is welcome to have one, if he can thinks he can win the fight. i
    Posted by hmonkey[/QUOTE]

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    NOLABridesmaidNOLABridesmaid member
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    I want BM to send me some holy water to sprinke of the heads of these demon children. They are all losing their minds. For Reals.

    I had to keep a mom from jacking up her kid in my office. She was about to lose it.

    I just booked my trip for the summer. Yay!
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    **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    Lululemon charges exhorbitant amounts of money for workout attire.  No thanks.  I'll keep my c9 pants from Target. 

    I love coffeeeeeeeeee.


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    hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    can you use other items rather than a brick?  like a sock filled with shredded photos of justin bieber?

    i clicked on a show description for "sanford and son" the other night and laughed for about an hour.  "cantakerous junk dealer and son get in adventures."
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    HookaPantsHookaPants
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    This woman brought her (hollering ass) child into my office with nothing to keep it entertained. Why the hell did she reach over, take a stack of my business cards and give them to him to play with?

    Last night, I went to the grocery store. The bagger(16 year old punk) was telling the checker that her son was stupid for wanting to join the military and he could go to Afghan (really, Afghan), be on the front lines and die. I was two seconds away from slapping him with a box of Capri Sun and telling him not everyone can sit back and be a coward, but the checker told him that her husband was in the military for 20 years and he STFU.
    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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    loveshine1loveshine1 member
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    I would use the sock filled with shredded pictures of Justin Bieber as a yoga strap. You could use a stack full of Bop and Teen Hottie magazines duct-taped together for a brick if you'd like.
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    **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    Hooka, business cards are not free, but apparently stupid lady didn't realize that.
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    hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    you drink capri sun?
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    HookaPantsHookaPants
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    Yes, Surfer Cooler.

    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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