Things

6fsn

- It's my Friday.  We leave for SIL's reception tomorrow and I'm hopimg it goesn't suck.

- MIL asked if she could stay with us.  Not just no.  HELL NO.

- The neighbors fot a new cat.  It's chasing our cat.  Hiding in our garage.  Killing animals and leaving the bodies.  Yesterday it had it's  face in our pond.  That thing better not get our fish.

6fsn

- I saw my brother's hospital on the Today Show this morning.  Whenever there is a tragedy or whatnot I wonder if he was on the case.  This morning was a shark attack.

6fsn

- I was holding M2 when she puked on M1.  All I'm going to hear today is "baby sister puked on me."

**O-Face**

-i love that your typing makes all of your "things" funnier

-I am getting sick currently.  I hope that a few extra hours of sleep and lying low will help me overcome this.  Blech.

nicoleg1982

LOL.  6, you deserve a vacation on your own.  Every momma needs a break.

6fsn

The typing is what happens with one  hand while nursing, but it is funny.

I told dh for my bday I was going to sit in the gazebo with a $10 pint of ice cream and read and listen to the waterfall.  Too bad M2 HATES him and will scream the whole time.

**O-Face**

What.  So M2 doesn't want to be held by your H?

6fsn

Pretty much O.  We're also battling the bottle right now too- she doesn't want to take one.  It's not cute anymore.

**O-Face**

Wow.  People with children are saints.  I am constantly in awe, with your patience and diligence. 

AuntFlo

This reminds me.   One of your suicidal squirrels jumped in front of my car this morning.  Luckily, DD didn't notice.  I don't think I could take the obsessing over what happened to the squirrel.    Why do toddlers obsess so much!   That's the only thing she does that really, truly bothers me.   She got a bad boo-boo two months ago and she talks about it at least once an hour.  

6fsn

The obsessing drives me BATTY!  If I have to hear about the Spongebob cereal one more time I'm going to cry.  He's not even eating it.  It's an ad in Family Dollar.

MinM

- today I fly home. I acted like a toddler last night, essentially refusing to pack. I was dawdling every step of the way....making up stupid excuses.

for example - in the grocery store I was stopping and looking at everything - and picking things up and showing them to H. Finally he said, we have to hurry, I have to get home and poop. Then, while I was looking for apple sauce, he let a live one rip in the empty aisle. After that, he said, OK, we don't have to leave now. False alarm and I laughed like a two year old.

I'm having constant, but low grade anxiety. It started yesterday and won't stop. I haven't taken though. I'm saving that for when the S really hits the F.

I'll be back next Thursday.

6fsn

I'm braying like a mule at the false alarm. 

Good luck next week.  Big hugs and lots of vibes.

AuntFlo

OMG Min - my DH would have left me to go poop in the store's.   And I'd have to finish the shopping and wait 40 minutes for him to get done.    There have been times that I've called him to make sure he hadn't been knifed by some hobo in the restroom.   IF ONLY a fart would solve this problem.   You ARE SO LUCKY!

MinM

6 - I was cackling like a loon.

AF - I think my H is rotten inside or something. I smelled something last night and said something to Woody about it. And H said, that might have been me. WHAT GOOD ARE THE DOGS IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO BLAME YOUR FARTS ON THEM!?!?!

DED @ knifed by some hobo.

arbolita

Min, I'll be thinking of you next week.

Mr. Arb sent a couple resumes off last night, including one to a former coworker of his that contacted him about a position at his office.  More will be going out this weekend, so fingers crossed he hears something from any of them.  His job currently is beating him into the ground mentally and physically.

nicoleg1982

I think he should SMILE at her.  That might help.

DG1

OMG. This IS the best thread of the week!

I am cracking up at the grocery store fart. Still, 3 minutes after reading about it.

Also M2 puking on M1.

And knifed by a hobo.  I did ask H through the door this morning if he had fallen asleep on the toilet. (has happened before)

**O-Face**

Ah, farts.  The things that make us laugh. 

6fsn

This really did get funny.  Suicidal squirrels,homicidal hobos, fake poops, real poops, and baby puke. 

DH has tried to smile and she cries harder.  You should hear her screech when he sings.