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Woman Uses Dildo To Defend Herself From Police Officer

Carolee Bildsten, a woman who was charged with aggravated assault against a Gurnee, Illinois police officer for attacking him with a dildo "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" last November, says it was self-defense!

Apparently, the woman was driven home from a restaurant by the police officer to grab cash to settle her bill.

He accompanied her inside and she told the officer the money was in her sock drawer, reached in for cash, but pulled out her vajayjay ram rod and "held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner."

LOLz!

Wow!

Now she is saying she was "startled" by the officer because she was unaware he had followed her into her room and had recently read an article about a Gurnee police officer who was convicted of sexual assault.

Or maybe she was crazzzyyy drunk! Did we mention the officer found her lying on the ground outside of the restaurant to begin with?

When asked why she chose the "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" to defend herself with, she answered:

"The only thing in my sock drawer besides my socks and my cash was a dildo."

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